I'm not getting the appeal of children & turkeys interacting. Turkeys kind of always freaked me out when I was a kid.
The last thing I ever wanted to do was ride a turkey...
...or run arm & arm with one.
Turkeys driving a corn car with lemon wheels. Yep, that makes perfect sense!
Who in their right mind wants to envision the turkey they're about to eat smoking a cigar. Somehow cigar smoke & turkey meat just don't mix well for me.